SUFFERL
Theyre opening up a new LIDL in front of the office. I hate LIDL. More than any supermarket. LIDL is evil. You know that in Germany the staff at LIDL are only allowed to go to the bathroom on their breaks. Which means on the 15-minute break in the morning, the 30-minutes lunchbreak or the 15-minutes break in the afternoon. BUT! If you are a woman and are having your period you are allowed to go to the bathroom whenever you need / want to. But HOW could LIDL know when women had their period or not? LIDL had to call to a crisis meeting to get to the bottom of this problem. And finally, like Professor Baltazar, they came up with a solution. Women who are having their period have to wear a red hedband (scarves) on their heads. Wow. LIDL got a solution to anything and everything.
Support LIDL. Buy their shitty german products financed by nazi gold. Hell yeah.
6 Comments:
jajaja, that sounds like an urban legend, the one with the red scarfs. Sweden was also built on nazigold.
I actually never been to LIDL, but I´ve heard rumours that they stock KESO, is that true? And if they have creme fraice i´ll definately become a customer, period.
We are all built on Nazi Gold. But the red scarves thing is true. Really.
And they dont stock keso. And they dont stock creme fraiche. Dont become a customer. Period?
NO, we are not all built on nazi gold. Ok, some crazy Irishmen did go to speak with hitler 2 see if he would help us kick englands ass, but as far as I know he told em 2 feck offf.
And red scarfs ?????¿¿¿¿¿
WE LOVE LIDL
unite all ye fello lidl haters!i bought a lil something called a "willy" recently in LIDLS.....
Does that mean i have a LIDL WILLY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........
I thankfully left my job with Lidl today. They are an evil company. They pay staff low wages with no benefits like sick pay and they fire and threaten to fire staff reguarly if they don't put in that extra effort
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