Freaks of the world, unite and take over.
At my job there are a lot of freaks. I thought I would introduce you to some of them. We start with:
Johansson
Nobody knows his name, just the sirname. Been working here since the newspaper started around 1865. He is operating the machine that loads the paper in to the big printing machine. The man is a legend around here. He is bitter, the most bitter person I have ever met. More bitter than me, way more. He is 150 centimeter and stuttering, he hates everything and everybody. Most of all he hates women, immigrants and lazy people. On mondays he eats Pannbiff (minced meat). On tuesday, wednesday, thursday and fridays he eats chicken. If you ask him what he had for lunch he will reply "Curry", for example. That would mean Chicken with curry.
I wonder what he eats on weekends. Babies?
Johansson
Nobody knows his name, just the sirname. Been working here since the newspaper started around 1865. He is operating the machine that loads the paper in to the big printing machine. The man is a legend around here. He is bitter, the most bitter person I have ever met. More bitter than me, way more. He is 150 centimeter and stuttering, he hates everything and everybody. Most of all he hates women, immigrants and lazy people. On mondays he eats Pannbiff (minced meat). On tuesday, wednesday, thursday and fridays he eats chicken. If you ask him what he had for lunch he will reply "Curry", for example. That would mean Chicken with curry.
I wonder what he eats on weekends. Babies?
2 Comments:
Sorry, Steve. I see through your lies. Johansson doesn´t "do" internet.
He operates the fork lift.
I will try to add photos.
Next person: Marja Yli-Talinen.
Then you can print them on glossy paper with skills, hereditary characteristics and other different qualities.
Then we can start trading with them.
Two Johansson for one Leif.
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