The Smelliest Smell. Ever. So far.
Yah! Long weekend is behind us. Feels like I was all over Skåne and that Skåne was all over my face. Weather has been absolutely beautiful, guess that was my saviour. Going from one relative to the next, picking stuff up here and leaving it there. Eating so much of this and even more of that. Back home last night we unpacked our shit, literally. Within one hour I smelled the two worst smells i have ever felt in my entire life. First one was a tea pot gone bad, not just regular tea, but special breastfeeding tea, it is made of hay or something. I almost emtpied my easter belly on the floor while doing the dishes. Second smell will go to my private book of worst smells of a lifetime, xxx xxxxxx. xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxx x xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx. xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxx x xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx. xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxx x xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx. xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxx x xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx. xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxx x xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx. xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxx x xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx.
Take my words as an advice for future smelly experiences, beware of Pee.
Yes, I am disgusting. Not proud, but honest.
*reading through my story of smells made me realise that it wasn´t very pleasant reading. quite disgusting stuff. I had to take it away.
3 Comments:
That's lovely, Tomas, thanks for that. You know why shit smells so bad? It's so you don't eat it. Mother Nature is one clever lady...
I eat a lot of stuff that smells like shit or worse. Am I retarded or is Mother Nature not updated for contemporary living?
Mama Nature is probably a little out of touch, yeah...she can't even make beer come out of the tap yet. As for the other possibility you suggest, I don't think I should be the one to decide if that's the case or not. It's possible.
I think you should post the uncensored version of your blog. We are all big boys and girls. We can handle it. Those who may easily be offended by tales of rancid smell-producing elements in Tomas' flat may wish to look away...
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