What I want for christmas

"Turntable Gold Ring Goes for $13K, Doesn't Make WikiWikiWiki Noises.
Nothing says, "Will you marry me, and play me some Run DMC, DJ?" than an 18k gold turntable ring. Black diamonds make up the vinyl, white diamonds cover the rest of the ring. No idea if that tonearm design would actually hold any audioholic muster."

I say GIMME GIMME GIMME. Two.