Cheeky bastards!

From today's Guardian: "Party leaders were forced to take steps to contain the crisis after new revelations exposed a £16,000 claim by former agriculture minister Elliot Morley for mortgage interest he did not pay, and Douglas Hogg, the Tory grandee who claimed more than £2,000 for cleaning his moat, appeared to be resisting the Tory leader's demands for him to face a scrutiny panel."