The Oracle Said Wanker
Early stage of Midlife Crisis
Is it a good sign when you don´t stop surprising yourself? Even if the surprises are somewhat not very funny-ha-ha? In two days i found myself in situations that are quite obvious signs of early midlife crisis.
1. I bought a new jacket this weekend. Showed it proudly to Josephine telling here that this is my winterjacket. She explains to me that it is very similar to the one i have, the summerjacket. That is a lie. It is not similar. It is exactly the same. A blue, smart jacket. You couldn´t tell one from the other. Maybe the old one was a bit worn out. But they are identical. I think that from now on, I will buy exactly the same kind of clothes for the rest of my life.
2. At lunch i popped in to H&M to check for a new pair of jeans. I have one pair that I use every day, disgusting. I found myself in front of the LOGG jeans and thought they looked nice & OK. Didn´t buy them as I wanted to ask Josephine if they were OK.
A. LOGG jeans are not for youngsters. B. Youngsters don´t ask their partners for permition to buy jeans. I bought a pyjama for Junior instead.
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Check this out!
And this doglife.
2 weeks to take-off. Jesus. We have entered DEFCOM 2 today. Ready to go.
Everytime the telephone rings, my heart makes a doublebeat. It could be That phonecall.
1. I bought a new jacket this weekend. Showed it proudly to Josephine telling here that this is my winterjacket. She explains to me that it is very similar to the one i have, the summerjacket. That is a lie. It is not similar. It is exactly the same. A blue, smart jacket. You couldn´t tell one from the other. Maybe the old one was a bit worn out. But they are identical. I think that from now on, I will buy exactly the same kind of clothes for the rest of my life.
2. At lunch i popped in to H&M to check for a new pair of jeans. I have one pair that I use every day, disgusting. I found myself in front of the LOGG jeans and thought they looked nice & OK. Didn´t buy them as I wanted to ask Josephine if they were OK.
A. LOGG jeans are not for youngsters. B. Youngsters don´t ask their partners for permition to buy jeans. I bought a pyjama for Junior instead.
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Check this out!
And this doglife.
2 weeks to take-off. Jesus. We have entered DEFCOM 2 today. Ready to go.
Everytime the telephone rings, my heart makes a doublebeat. It could be That phonecall.
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