Apr 27, 2005

My life with 20 minutos

Every morning in arc de triumf the tired little teenager hands me a 20 minutos "news"paper.
I actually read it. And it's interesting to follow the debate about the fact that homosexuals now can get married in Spain: El arzobispo Carles afirma que obedecer la ley antes que a la conciencia "lleva a Auschwitz" (!) and lot's of PP alcaldes are freeeaking out and will refuse to marry gay or lesbian couples.

And a 17 year old marrueco got caught for stealing crisps and coca cola. His punishment? He has to study catalan! Aoch. Rebo prefers to pay for snacks.

Sunny Spain is back in business. No jacket. Oranges. I like it.

Apr 23, 2005

BNP launches election manifesto

Just been reading about the BNP (the Britsh Nationalist Party) and their campaign launch yesterday. Here are the main points:

1. Abolish multi-culturalism.
2. The restoration of capital punishment.
3. An end to immigration.
4. British troops should be pulled out of Iraq and used to patrol Dover and the Channel Tunnel to keep out illegal immigrants and asylum seekers.
5. The reintroduction of national service and said everyone who had undergone it should be required to keep a modern assault rifle at home."It's there to shoot burglars with if they want, it's there to shoot people who invade this country if they want, and if in the end a tyrannical government wants to usurp the rights and freedoms of the people it is there to use against the government as well," the BNP leader said.

If they get in I am going to renouce my citizenship. Jesus, what a bunch of arseholes.

En directo

On Monday, 9th May, Asian Dub Foundation are doing a free show at FNAC L'Illa (the one up in Les Corts) at 8pm if anyone's interested. I'll be going I think, it could be quite good in such a small place.

Apr 22, 2005

What the web was waiting for?

In the May edition of Technology Review, there is an article about Google planning to convert the full text of millions of library books into searchable web pages. Experts now say this is how will libraries function in 2020 or 2050, once Google (or its successors) have finished digitizing the world's printed knowledge.
This is great and this is exactly what I thought the web was going to be like from the start. I remember when I first started hearing about this "world wide web" and "information superhighway" that you'd be able to go into (virtually, of course) any library in the world and read a book. I thought it was going to be a similar case to compact discs, which were advertised as that you could soak them in beer, drive a car over them and they'd still owrk. Logistically, publishing all the books in the world libraries as searchable web pages is obviously more difficult than people first thought as you have to enter all this information and I dread to think how many individual pages of text there are in any given library. Even scanned with a good program to do so, the pages would all need to be proof read before publishing. The whole task is a dauting one, to say the least but at least Google are making positive steps that will, eventually, benefit the human race (our children included), by making these books available to the whole world (well, everyone with a computer at least). Here's the article.

rocking da (full) house


Apr 21, 2005

This is my people



I met them at lunch.

Apr 20, 2005

Heilado

La discusión de la compañía de helado, GB continúa...


Apr 19, 2005

DIY or DIE

The Original.
http://www.americawestandasone.com/video.html

Dope.
http://www.smerpology.org/sprocket/images/america-fuckyeah-westandasone.mov

Got these from Kristofer downstairs..... America, we stand as one (big idiot).

Apr 18, 2005

How to grip the tram [in swedish]

Enhandsfattning

Eric

Here it is,
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SHOWCASES
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Apr 15, 2005

I got a new man in my life. Mr Alan Lomax.


Alan Lomax (right) in Aragon, Spain, December 1952.

Wow, this guy is fantastic. Or was, he passed away 2002. The more i read about him and listen to his recordings, the more i realise that I was supposed to have lived his life, not this one.

Check this little snippet of film: Oss! Oss! Wee Oss!

Allsvenskan started again



Enjoy the weekend, folks! I will.

For all the non-swedes

(and especially for James and Jim)
svenskakurset (177mb)

more on: Hidden messages in ice cream brands

Taken from the blog www.kullin.net

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Centrum mot rasism (Center Against Racism) urge consumers to boycott ice cream manufacturer GB Glace because their advertising is racist. CMR mean that the ads for Nogger Black are "tasteless with a touch of racism" because the licorice, the graffiti like type face and the name Nogger all give associations to the word "nigger".
"I GB-reklamen omformar ett hjärta texten: Nogger + Lakrits = sant. Bredvid står det Nogger Black i graffititypsnitt. Genom reklamkampanjen läggs symboler som anspelar på svarthet ihop, förpackas och säljs: den svarta bakgrundsfärgen; namnet nogger och så den svarta lakritsen.

Varför finns det ett sådant behov av att framkalla dessa associationer? Är det bara en slump att dessa symboler implicit har "negern" som källa och mål för sina tankeanknytningar?"
CMR manage to forget that Nogger comes from "nougat" and that the brand name has been around for years. Now CMR have reported GB Glace to DO, the Ombudsman against ethnic discrimination, which is a great move. I guess that DO has absolutely nothing else to do and we need to see those tax kronor work a little harder. Besides, this whole story puts a spotlight on potential hidden messages in the brand names of ice creams. Who would have thought that GB Glace secretely are manipulating our brains via ice creams? See these ice creams as an example:
- 88:an - Obviously they are promoting a promiscuous lifestyle which goes against all moral values of [pick your religion of choice]. The number 88 is used in sexual parlance to describe oral sex performed twice (ate twice).
> King Cone - The king of all ice creams and feminist target no 1, where is Queen Cone? And don't you dare make it smaller than the King.
- Solero - A pink ice cream named after a town in Italy. A clear case of discrimination against Italians since it cements a view that Italians are lazy, spend most of the day at the beach and in general being girlie men dressed in pink.
- Sandwich - Both sexist and racist at once. Consists of two brown biscuits surrounding a piece of vanilla ice cream. As you all know, biscuit in Swedish is "kex", also a slang term for girl, so the ice cream symbolises a threesome with two black women and a white male.
Let's all help fight the important ice cream driven discrimination in society and for a moment forget about less important cases like immigrants being denied apartments or this open minded guy. [I hope you get that I'm joking.]

Sick of CSN?

Now, this is a cruel... cruel competition for the poor swedes with huge debts.

http://calsms.com/59/73/469/738378/738979


Anything funny happening this weekend? Apart from the fact that it's going to rain today? Oh, looks like Petter is playing in Apollo tonight. Strange.

Apr 13, 2005

Unattractive children get less attention

Thank god Blenda is a babe

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2005-04/uoa-rsp041205.php

Apr 12, 2005

nogger

Just had some pizza with Tomas and wife, after a nice walk in Rosengård.
Blenda had no teeth yet, so she couldn’t try the capricciosa.


Tried the new ice-cream from GB, (Swedish Trigo) called “nogger black”
It felt suspicious and weird when I went in to the Arab man in the small shop and purchased “Two black noggers, please”.
Quite alright, licorice ice-cream with licorice nogger-filling.


The result of dull childhood

I updated the Nosordo Podcast again. [www.nosordo.com/stream.htm] I don´t know, are anyone subscribing to podcasts? Except James that is. I love it, but I would like to find more good feeds. So if anyone got any good ones, share it with for the love of God.

Spring has come to Malmö. Girls are wearing less and less. I bought a trucker cap. I dream about far away countries and ships sinking in to the deep, deep ocean. Cats are screaming, Hyresgästföreningen knackar dörr, the ads for summer cars are popping up more and more often. Where did my car go? And Rebecca, weren´t you supposed to buy a car? I am coming down for the 17th of June, you need to pick me up in a fancy ride. Please.

(Are there any room for a sailor like me the 17th of June?, Rebecca? James?)

Apr 10, 2005

sant pere 59 bis girls


House, update.

Been checking the house this morning. It was lovely. It was beautiful. It was cool. Garden was excellente. Hobbyrummet had a ping-pong table.

But.... it wasn´t thaaaaat nice. We didn´t fall in love with it. It wasn´t worth 1.150.000 swedish kronor. We´ll keep looking.
Gonna buy a car asap to be able to check out houses every week. I guess this mission will take a while to accomplish.

Over out, Grumpy Tommy.

April Fools Day

Spelndid Blenda April 2005

Yo, James, Blenda got a new favourite toy in town. She loves that strange boxes you sent her, makes funny noises and can be used as a hat when the winter stays around.

Apr 7, 2005

they are from the other side



More stuff from schpain

A million of millions

First step completed. Bank said OK to give us drugmoney to buy the house. On sunday it is time to check it out. Hopefully there won´t be 50 other families in desperate need for a new home.

Talking about my girl
(and dreaming about my new team).

Check out: Blenda the other day


My new team?

Apr 6, 2005

New Nosordo Podcast and all that

You know the drill. www.nosordo.com

Apr 5, 2005

Just as I thought...

Black holes 'do not exist'.

We Buy House?

This house might be our new home

Click "Visa fler bilder" to see more photos.

Going to see the bank on thursday, and to meet the agency on sunday. Nutterz.

Apr 4, 2005

the danger of murder mysteries

Hear hear, I was brutally pushed and unfortunately landed on a killer cactus. And on a table. Where all drinks stood before they were smashed, abruptly drawing all attention to poor Katie, aka rebot. I blame the high heels and Eugenia as I had to drink all the vodka redbulls. And absolut vodka for over producing and allowing me to unlimited purchase their products.

The biggest surprise when I woke up the following day wasn’t that I had a hangover. It was that I was actually the murderer. Yes that's true folks, I read the answer (sober) and realized that Mrs Gobbler did not do it. It was Katie - the faithful secretary. Since the vomit smelled of peppermint, we should have known.


Apr 1, 2005

Grattis!


Was Einstein a Space Alien?

In 1905, at the age of 26 and four years before he was able to get a job as a professor of physics, Einstein published five of the most important papers in the history of science-all written in his "spare time." Some people over at the NASA web site are asking if this is really possible or if he was from outer space.