Schtop the whining

There's a little summer out there somewhere. And a hungry dog.

Dont belive the hype, summer isnt that nice anyway...

...winter 365 days is the way forward.

Happy Happy Födelsedag, Eye-Erik.

Sweden - Heaven and Hell

Dude looks like a lady, pt 2.

After two hours of fighting the snow, the wind, the almight powers of mother nature and life in general, we got the car on the little red bastard back to the house, with a little help from three neighbours and two snowploughs.

I´ll give it another try tomorrow again.

Dude looks like a lady

Winter once again. Despite all warnings on tele, radio and internet i tried to get our litte red monster through all the snow. Can´t say i feel very successful, i had to walk home again after a few hundred meters. I can go get the car in April or so.

Blenda is out in the snow building caves, it´s more than 2 meters of snow in our garden. Can´t see out through the windows. Get me out of here. Beem me south, Scotty.

Stunn Gunn

"Of all the bombs, bullets, blasts and booms that have been paralyzing you with fear, now there's a paralyzing spotlight to add to that grim list. The U.S. Army has figured out a way to use a 7.5 million candlepower beam of light to put the serious hurt on you without killing you, shining an extremely bright, strobing xenon-based searchlight on you until you faint like a goat. White-hot spotlight indeed.
Maybe the army could start up some research on a monster umbrella system, making all those poor souls in vicinity pass out when it's opened.
To be manufactured by Pennsylvania-based Peak Systems, the Army expects live demonstrations of its paralyzing spotlight within 12 months."

terrorists

Es bien sabido que los musulmanes fundamentalistas (terroristas en potencia), se oponen al consumo de alcohol y consideran pecado capital el ver a una mujer desnuda que no sea la suya.

Por esta razón, apelamos para que el próximo viernes, a las doce horas, todas las mujeres corran por sus oficinas desnudas (en bancos, oficinas públicas, empresas privadas, comercios, etc.) y que todos los hombres corran detrás de ellas con una cerveza en la mano.

Esto nos ayudará a detectar a los terroristas que existen entre nosotros a
fin de capturarlos y deportarlos. Aquellos hombres que pusieran cara de asco, deberán ser apresados de inmediato; después ya nos encargaremos de hacer los análisis para separar a los maricones de los verdaderos terroristas.

El mundo libre y democrático agradece estos esfuerzos en la lucha contra el terrorismo.

pizza!

Make it happen - Sommar 2007

21 minutes swedish summer sounds...

We speak your language!

parles gay?

Charles the Fat!

On my morning walk on the wild, wild internet i googled over a historical person called Charles the Fat. He might be known to all of you, but I have never heard of him before. He looks very cool indeed.

Charles the Fat (in French: Charles le Gros), in German: Karl der Dicke) (13 June 839 – January 13, 888) was the king of East Franks, king of Italy, king of France and, as Charles III, Holy Roman Emperor. Granted lordship over Alemannia in 876, he became King of Italy in 879 upon the abdication of his older brother Carloman. Crowned Emperor in 881, his succession to the territories of his brother Louis the Younger the following year reunited the entire Kingdom of the East Franks (Germany). Upon the death of Carloman, the King of the West Franks (France), on December 12, 884, he achieved that throne as well, thus reviving, if only briefly, the entire Carolingian Empire, aside from Provence, which was in rebellion under Boso.

Lethargic and inept — he is known to have had repeated illnesses which are believed to have been epilepsy — he conducted several unsuccessful expeditions in Italy against Saracen incursions, and purchased peace with Viking raiders at the siege of Paris in 886.



Hell the vikings!

Nosordo Night

Minus my ass

Winter won´t save us from nothing but sunshine.

Jamaican Genius Art Work - Aiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

http://jamaicanlabelart.com/

Dinner in the oven

Dinner in the oven

bog

For the first time in my life I will have the honour to purchase a W.C.
We are now down to two alternatives: 6840
and 6860.
It's an important decision so we will make a request here.
A piece of good advice from le slackres?

My eye, my eye, my eye, my eye, my mind.

Driving my little crappy car to work this morning...


Blenda is making the most out of the least. Food becoms art. Art becoms food.

Help find Sailor Jim. If for nothing else, his gorgeuos beard.

im Gray Missing: Help find him by searching New/Updated High Resolution Satellite Imagery

On Sunday, January 28th, 2007, Jim Gray, a renowned computer scientist was reported missing at sea. As of Thursday, Feb. 1st, the US Coast Guard has called off the search, having found no trace of the boat or any of its emergency equipment.
Follow the story here.

Through the generous efforts of his friends, family, various communities and agencies, detailed NASA aircraft imagery has been made available for his last known whereabouts.

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Look what the Google dragged in...

Zee you tonight

will you join us for birthday cocktails tommy? venga, va, animate!

james has selected a classy cocktail bar called stinger.

...De Nominerade till MANIFEST 2007 är:

http://www.manifestgalan.se/122.aspx

Vote for us! Vote for us! Even if you can´t vote, vote for us!
Send drugs and money to the jury! Pull your strings!

Kids

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....

Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler."

Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my tights. "