Jun 30, 2005

I´m gay and spaniard

I read in the daily newspaper that Spain made gay marriage legal. It´s the 4th country in the world after Canada, Belgium and Holland that allows gayish people to get some legal "action".

Does this mean that Christian is moving back to Spain?

Jun 29, 2005

Luddite or Mennonite?



What's the difference?
This is a nice series of books dedicated to Mennonites and men who "dress plainly".
www.mennolink.org/books/ search.cgi?bk.cdmk.02.txt
Without all your gadgets which one would you be Tomas?

Celebrating whatever there is to celebrate!



Sun is shining up north. Heavy duty.

Latin Kings - now u know









Today in "20 minutos", somebodies favorite soure of information, they had a text about the Latin Kings.

Apparently, to be a good latin king you need to keep your bedroom tidy, respect your parents and their house, maintain a good level in your exams and pay 5 euros a month in membership fees. They regularly hold prayer meeting and strategy sessions. This is the gang that the media has been going crazy about here for the last 6 months, should we be afraid? Ok, in total there are more of them than Thurlesonians, but the whole 5euros, clean your bedroom thingy doesn´t have me conivinced.

Members worldwide (estimated at more than 80,000) celebrate "King´s day" on January 6th and have an all out fiesta for King´s week, which takes place the first week in March, although they claim to protect the neighbourhood from drugs, crime and racism, these are the mothers with the good shit.

The 5 points of the crown represent love, respect, sacrifice, honor and obedience. These guys are mean!!!!

Compared to other gangs, their beliefs/rules are strongly enforced with elections every 2 years to decide who are the "kings" of the barrio and what´s cool and what´s not, with strict rules on 8 being the minimum age for voting. There are usually 5 kings representing each barrio, with each one responsible for upholding 1 point of the crown.

Gang rules are violated by showing fear, cooperating with the police or a crime against a fellow Latin King, and punishment is handed out by fellow members of the gang, which involves the gang beating the shit out of you for several minutes, where you can´t defend yourself or fight back. The same method applies for members entering or leaving the gang.


That´s it from the Latin Kings headquarters in Sant Marti, time for bed, excuse me for not being convinced.

I feel as if I write inSpanglish, do I??

Jun 28, 2005

Latest st Pere news

You are not going to recognize Erwin, Coras boyfriend. The long blond hair is gone. Radical cut liksom. I got the fright of my life when he entered with his keys.

This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.

The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of - 2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification.

Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10pm. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.

By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.

Creative Flood

Experimental Alternative Experimental (shit)

Always looking for the perfect shit.

Found this archive of more weird stuff. Good Stuff. I think Andy once posted a track from this website, didn´t you? I love it. I love poop.

"A tune from the SF new wave band BOB, extracted from a self-titled single released on Dumb Records in 1980. A decidedly lethargic version of this song also appears on their "Backwards" album that was released on the label 3 years later. Pons Maar, who played the Lead Wheeler in Return to Oz, the lizard-man in Masters of the Universe, the lead character in the TV show "Dinosaurs" AND the voice of the Noid(!) appears as the band's drummer on this single."

Bob - Things that you do

Johnny Cash - Nazi stuff

Jun 27, 2005

estres

Thanks for Barcelona!
Had a beautiful week in Mallorca, came home yesterday night, met up with la chavalina and will leave in 5 minutes again, joder. I'm going to Norway I think it was.
Will post all photos from Barna soon, gotta find some clean clothes and brush my teeth now.
Vacations is a hard job.
Amor!!

Jun 26, 2005

Midsummer bummer & Paper wedding



Photolitos.... denmark & månstorp.


Movieclips: Blenda & Eira celebrating midsummer (check out the little sound of a summer fly!). | The day after. In many ways.

Jun 23, 2005

Finnish Serial Killer


Glad midsommar!

Now I´m looking forward to less sun, cold nights and less light.
But first some sill & snaps.

Love from La Suisse.

Jun 22, 2005

Air Bud (new technique takes short films to another level)

>>>Crawling and shooting from the hip. Daddy-O on the floor.



More images.....

Volvo - Family Happiness

Dudes. Dudettes. We did some serious food shopping yesterday. Filled the Volvo half full, now we are OK for food until 2006. I hope. Get a Volvo. You won´t regret it.

Midsummer coming up. Sky is looking gray. Rain is around the corner. Today I need to have a serious chat with my boss. I don´t like those chats. I been postponing it for a few weeks. Today it has to happen. I hope I can put an end to and era.
After breakfast I will take a deep breath and do it.

Jun 21, 2005

Hit your own little Bob

Poor Rebecca......man måste lägga någonting i linken för att den ska bli linkbar......HIT YOUR OWN LITTLE BOB!

Swedes with a need for swedish summer stalkers

Sommar i P1 - Podcasts

De har den goda smaken att erbjuda Sommar i P1 som podcast.

Jun 20, 2005

Slack is back!

Thanks a million millions for everything. I had the best 4 intensive days for a long, long, long time. Soon back again with family for a family lifestyle vacation. I owe you all a dinner at Sant Pere Mes Alt....


Jun 18, 2005

Photos from Apolo

Fun is joy. Joya.

Lovely time here....

Fainting goats

Yep, fainting goats

Jun 17, 2005

Le party

...is on August 6! The place is called Ask and is 30 min outside Malmör or something like that, not quite sure but we will find out how to get there, there's busses and stuff and lot's of room. bienvenue! Or something like that.

Jun 16, 2005

Can't stop the music (aka Go-Go-Go Get a Life)

Oh dear, seems poor Roberto needs a girlfriend. Or a friend period. He's an iPodict.

Jun 14, 2005

Thiefs at SkD!!!

This mail got sent out to everybody at SkD this morning. Scary stuff.

"VAR TOG MIN KÖPTA GRÄDDBULLE VÄGEN SOM FANNS I KÖKET ?
DEN HADE JAG TÄNKT HA TILL KAFFET

MEN TJII FICK JAG. INGER."

(I didn´t do it!)

Invasion of the shittest!

Yes, the swedes are about to invade Barcelona again.

I hope to see you all at Apolo tomorrow. I put you all on the guestlist, you can´t blame being skint for not coming.



15.06.2005
wednesday starting at 20:00h featuring super-live acts by artir

Ljudbilden & Piloten
live-visuals by Via Grafik

Tsukimono
live-visuals by Actop

Conduo Orchestra
live-visuals by Boris Hoppek

Jun 13, 2005

Millions of photos of Blenda eating a carrott



Blenda & Carrott.

Barcelona

Boys and girls!
Might, maybe baby, come down with Melinder on wednesday as official Xyloproct squeezer, for a couple of days in Barcelona and then off to Mallorca. Gotta check with my wallet, my cactus and with Mallorca before I decide.
Anyone going to Sonar or events like that for the weekend?

Jun 11, 2005

Vaya cochazo

I was a backseat driver in this monstrosity:


Jun 10, 2005

July date for comet encounter
Space is the place...

The American Deep Impact spacecraft is on course to fire a probe into a comet on July 4, scientists have announced.

The missile, travelling at 100 times the speed of a bullet, is expected to blast a hole in the heart of the space rock, spraying out ice and dust....

Shit me not.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4079954.stm

Amusement for all of us office hoochis

Office museum


Jun 9, 2005

My job

What a day! Yesterday and today I struggled through 44 pages of whacked out Catalan and realized how crazy Barcelona really is. It is the only place in the world an exhibition like this could take place.

It’s called Inn Motion at the CCCB and here’s a few snippets of what I discovered will take place.

A woman setting her tits on fire as she interrogates her parents and reminisces about the kicks she got from shop lifting as a teenager.

Radio waves invading public spaces and allowing people to deviate from the hum-drum normality of everyday life.

The first computer to arrive in Iceland in 1964 was an IBM 1401 and those Icelandic folk taught it to sing and perform basic melodies by placing a radio receiver near it and programming the memory. Eventually the new model arrived to the Island, but good old 1401 wasn’t thrown away, they gave it a full on funeral. But, before doing so, they made recording of the music on an old tape machine.

Critical Art Ensemble head office and one of their member’s homes being stormed by FBI agents. One of the guys had a DNA extraction lab set up in his house. Apparantly, it was for an exhibition they were planning called “We want your DNA”.

Last but by no means least, actually my favorite in the wackiness top 5

“Adios pepino”

A sex workshop, where the public are invited to bring an old razor, the electric toothbrush you no longer use, broken cd player, CD-ROM drive, hard disk, fan, computer mouse or what every tickles your fancy and try to crate new and inventive sex toys.

P.S There is also the possibility I don’t really understand and have invented the whole thing

The innuendo photo pool on Flickr

Including "Bunghole Liquors" and "Huron Drugs".

Innuendos

Eyes on the road

I took the family to the woods and back. I love my new lifestyle. How could i ever live without a car? I will never leave it again.

Rally 2005

Jun 6, 2005

farty arts

Helsingburgo 22:00 a.m:


Pimp my Volvo


We got the bastard. We pimped it. We love it.

Haddokk loves it.

My dad keeps a gun by the side of his bed. Weird.

Jun 3, 2005

Backdraft at Bodekullsgatan




Moonwalk. I guess she´ll get the hang of crawling forwards soon.
Enjoy the weekend Slackeros! I will.

A proper bitch for this beast.

Baby take a ride on my side, we get by if we try.

Jun 2, 2005

AA Quality

Be sure to check out the new podcast session at Aa!
Aa music will save you from silence.

I got a new PC at work. Damn. It´s like timetravelling. Back to the 18th century.